Carpet Turd

A Brief Justification of My Insecurity A quick thought on that carpet turd of an idea that gender is a social construct. Since this is a quick thought, and since social constructions are complicated, and since I am also an enneagram 5 which means being seen as competent is more vital to me than my … Continue reading Carpet Turd

Problem Solved

They did it! The absolute scourge of unwanted pregnancies foisted upon women across the nation has an impending eradication in the declared sex strike!!! No more strange, non-human parasites sipping on the placental juice box of women without their consent - the problem has been nipped in the proverbial bud. Women have answered and answered … Continue reading Problem Solved

Foie Gras

There are three tame ducks in our backyardDabbling in mud and trying hardTo get their share and maybe moreOf the overflowing barnyard store,Satisfied with the task they're atOf eating and sleeping and getting fat.But whenever the free wild ducks go byin a long line streaming down the sky,They cock a quizzical puzzled eyeAnd flap their … Continue reading Foie Gras